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boner cavity 

The natural fold in jeans near the crotch which helps guys conceal their boner.
Dude, I am glad my boner cavity was so roomy yesterday during band practice.

Boner Soup

A movie about an adopted child, a father who was killed tragically and a mother who is just making by with what she has little of.
I would definitely go see Boner Soup
Boner Soup by BOBTHEI3EAN March 30, 2009

boner factory 

A chick who continually makes boners due the fact that she's hot as crap.
Man, that chick is a boner factory 'cause she's making wood all day!
boner factory by M. Clark August 15, 2005

boner a dingo couldn't bite through 

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.

Boner Breaker 9000 

When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.
Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"

Boner Wedgie 

When your boner is so hardcore that it stretches your underwear taut, delving right into your crack.
My Boner Wedgie has been hounding me for hours.
Boner Wedgie by House Vista January 29, 2009