Boat Shoes

Foot attire generally worn by individuals possessing small penises, large egos, and a trust fund courtesy of their parents. Boat shoes are usually seen being sported by yuppies and other terrible people. Boston college accounts for the majority of boat shoe sales.

"Dude do you like my new boat shoes?"

"Absolutely not, but while you're at it grab a vineyard vines shirt and go down to city side tavern"

by Apefart November 17, 2015

Boat-Train

Something you tell your friends to get on to psych them up for an activity they don't want to partake in. Kinda like bandwagon...but better.

Man! Get on the boat-train! It's going to be SO DOPE!

Bud, get off the fucking couch and hop on the boat-train!

by Conductor/Captain BT October 28, 2010

Boat whore

Hanging out on the dock in hopes of a free boat ride.

Looks like a boat whore standing down there on the dock

by Red Ryder February 20, 2018

boat race

A drinking contest you fool

Hey, we won the boat race and didn't go near the lake!

by Mike S September 10, 2003

Boat bang

Having sex on a small boat with a person who has a bubble but.

we are going to have boat bang tonight after the swim

by YouKnowTina October 31, 2006

boat pig

A term used to describe police officers (excludes the Coast Guard) who patrol the waters.

The boat pig's caught us for dumping beer cans in Lake Erie.

by Katy159 March 14, 2007

boat cat

a fat fuzzy colored cat that looks like an exotic boat when its arms, tail and legs are under its body

Man look at that boat cat in the pet store!!!

by ahhhhh789 June 20, 2010