Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.

Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.

by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019

Biden Blast

When you get blasted in the ass by dark brandon

Bobby dreamt of nothing else but getting Biden blasted

by Mystery sees as June 7, 2023

ass blast

A mega firey fart

Dude. My ass blast was painful

by Nitro March 2, 2003

Frisbee Blast

The second level of circle jerking is frisbee blasting where at least 2 people sit or stand faceing each other, one person masterbates 30s at a time going back and forth until ejaculating onto the other(male or female), if more than

2 people in a frisbee blast the first to cum has to lay between everyone till the next to ejeculat the rotate with them.

Couldn't hang with the boys ever again after last weeks frisbee blast.

by Durimund January 24, 2022

Pants Blasting

When a mans wiener is stroked through his pants, slacks or trousers which ends in an ejaculation WITHOUT the wiener ever being removed from ones pants nor having direct contact with the women’s hand, mouth or vagina. This can occur in may different scenarios;

1) Having no stamina.

2) Strip club private dance encounters

3) Not having blown a load for a long time.

4) Extended periods of dry humping or heavy petting

Example 1:
Nate: Oh wow, that was quick!
Jen: Yeah, I didnt think I was going to be Pants Blasting you tonight.

Nate: There is always tomorrow
Jen: See you at 6:45
Nate: yup

Example 2:
(at strip club)
Keith: Hey, lets get out of here.
Jen: Why you in such a hurry? How was ur birthday lap dance?
Keith: $20 totally well spent!!
Jen: Really? I didnt think a 1 song dance did much for you?
Keith: When a Pants Blasting occures it doesnt matter how long the song is. Now lets go home so I can change my pants.

Example 3:
Mike: Dude, Sarah is such a sassypants!

Al: Trust me man, I know this already...
Mike: How do you know? Im going out with her tomorrow
Al: She totally gave me a Pants Blasting at the club last night.
Mike: Nice, I hope she is ready for another!

by N8URFACE August 20, 2010

Gotta blast

Used when you gotta nut (cum), or when you are going to masturbate

Family: "Where r u going?"
You:"Gotta blast!"

by Macdaddyabiphelps September 7, 2016

Thumb Blast

The act of using one's thumb or thumbs to infiltrate one's anal or vaginal opening using extreme force and excessive repetitions. Similar to finger blast.

Yo bro, I thumb blasted the shit out of that girl from the bar last night.

by banditoslover05 July 5, 2011