Blue blanket

When you don't wash your dick in a while and you shove a girl’s head under the covers to basque in the smell

Damn bro, I gave her a blue blanket and she ran out of my house. SMH.

by SugmaBelles December 11, 2021

Blanket Gophers

Small dogs that burrow into your bed and stay there.

You're not grabbing my leg, that's those damn blanket gophers.

by Brad Greenwood November 28, 2014

popeye blanket

a missed dirty danza or sanchez, resulting in a squinty eye and a blanket of dook over the recipients eye.

"I was going for a sanchez and the phone rang, she turned her head and got popeye blanket instead!"

by hungry gulliver October 25, 2009

swiss blanket

When you injure your hands and cant masturbate. Get someone else to use your hands with the gauze or casts still in place to satisfy your desires.

Bro 1: Bro you wanna play some video games?
Bro 2: Cant bro, cut my hands cleaning!
Bro 1: Gunna have to get your sister to give you a Swiss Blanket?
Bro 2: Whats a Swiss Blanket?

by HeeveHo September 6, 2016

Punching the Blanket

When a man masturbates underneath a blanket, and it appears as if he is punching the blanket due to the rapid up-and-down movement of his hand. This can also be used as a joke by a guy who wants to appear as if he is masturbating, however when he is asked what he's doing, he simply says, "I'm punching the blanket."

Mike: "John are you whacking off under there?"
John: "Nah bro, I'm just punching the blanket."

by padsy69 April 15, 2011

F-blanket

Short for a fuck blanket. Usually referred to a female that is used by one or many guys for sex. The girl is never considered a girlfriend or respected.

Who's that girl? Oh, that's Bobby's new f-blanket.

by 711Arbor May 8, 2009

Pig in a Blanket

While taking a piss after cutting Jalepenos a person uses the bottom cuff of their T-shirt or sweater to hold ones wiener as to avoid personal injury.

Shit, I forgot to put the pig in a blanket, my dick's on fire.

by Dirty Daniel from B'ham May 3, 2011