Assange

To treat yourself to an unauthorised second helping of something previously offered willingly.

Named in honour of Julian Assange.

"What happened to my six pack of beers? I said you could have one, you've Assanged yourself to the rest"

by YerMan September 14, 2012

assalanche

A massive bowel movement that bowels out of you much the same way an avalanche slides down a mountain destroying everything in its path.

Guy 1: Dude you blew up the toilet, what did you do in there?

Guy 2: It was an assalanche, what can i say?

by chumpfong July 15, 2009

Assagore

Adj: To be an Ass; to be assy

Noun: One that is an Ass; a total moron. Usually coupled with feces and/or bad smell. See Dumbass

1) "Khelly sure was an Assagore this morning"

2)"What teh shit is that Assagore doing?"

by Tom Goodwin April 3, 2003

assalanche

When you have to poop so bad, that your ass hole just opens up and the poop flows out.

Rachael had a really upset stomach today and went she finally went to poop she had and assalanche.

by Lucas N. May 5, 2007

dirty aisyah

When you suck your gay friend's ice cream in a very specific situation. Frequently used when bored or curious

Hey,i was wondering if i can dirty aisyah you because I'm bored

by DaddyJen April 17, 2020

Assyafiq

is a idiot, smelly, long pubic hair, long armpit hair

tHE BEGGAR is assyafiq

by Sushsusuususususu January 11, 2023

Assyap

A term used to describe an extended period of flatulence, especially at an inconvenient time. No one likes an assyapper. Their obnoxious brown circles of death are a detriment to society and should be silenced with force.

John: "What are you saying about inviting Sam over for some burritos tonight?"
Leroy: "Nah he loves to assyap way too much. Feed this guy some beans and hot sauce and he'll be assyapping all night long. Stinks like a bastard too."

by shmeeeeeeky April 28, 2024