Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.
Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.
by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013
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Anglo-assassin

A person (or persons) who upholds systemic oppressions and is of Anglo descent.
If Michael Scott from the diversity-day episode of The Office was a real person, he would be an example of an Anglo-assassin.
by gabby_yabby April 06, 2021
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Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore
Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin
by CloudMr February 13, 2014
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Assassination Attempt

When shooting a load at at potential recipient’s face, they turn away and their ear takes the heat.
I had a clear shot at her face, but it just ended up being an assassination attempt.
by Dingelberry July 16, 2024
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The assassination of BroBloxChris is an event that occurred in 08/05§24 at 3 AM EDT where the Roblox moderators accused Chris of facilitating account theft by receiving and/or moving stolen items which was completely fake so it's a false execution, BroBloxVik tried to cover up his by lying and saying he died in a fire which is completely wrong considering Vik is known for working for Roblox Corporation.
BroBloxChris was later found out to be innocent and it was a wrongful execution
Person 1 : The assassination of BroBloxChris was a horrible event
Person 2 : i agree
by Black watch August 14, 2024
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Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 04, 2023
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School Assassin

We all know that one kid that always where’s a hoodie everyday of the year no matter the weather we’ll keep and eye on the kid cause he’s probably got the glock in the sock
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He once said to me that The last Airbender movie is better than the show so clearly he needs to be on a watch list. Be on the lookout cause he’s definitely your neighborhood school assassin
by JuiceVsWrld November 28, 2020
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