Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

National grab ass day

It’s national grab ass day on June 11th
Single or taken grab a girl ass

I just grabbed a girls ass because it’s national grab ass day

by Dr.yffb June 7, 2019

National ass pic day

On the 5th July you should send a photo of your ass to your lover

It’s national ass pic day! 🤤

by wazzzza34 July 5, 2021

National grab ass day

On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want

“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”

by booty snatcher😤 August 28, 2019

Weak ass day

Larsen press with like 3 accessories

Bro I got a weak ass day today

by Dn28 May 11, 2023

ass pic day

when you can get an ass pic sent to you for free

You know it is national ass pic day, so I think you know what to do

by shawtyboo12355 May 19, 2022

Slap Ass Day

On October 29th you have to slap a girls ass atleast twice. Remember slap de ass

October is slap ass day.

by Its the JJJ October 5, 2020