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Whistling up a pig’s ass

This expression was originally by Rednecks in the USA, but achieved wider recognition and usage due to combined operations between the US Army and British troops. It is used to describe something that is totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something you do not wish to do. By extension it can also be used to mean a person who is a waste of time and resources, someone with whom you do not wish to associate, that the world would be better off without and who is one of nature’s biggest mistakes, in short a complete and total Malcolm.
Malcolm has just fucked the system again, that waster is no more use than whistling up a pig’s ass.
by AKACroatalin March 13, 2019
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i got carrie all up in my ass

When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
by Debnhim October 28, 2018
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Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..
Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!
by Croatalin April 26, 2014
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Lookin' up a dead goat's ass

a futile effort, not worth pursuing
If you think I'm going to pay you the money I owe you then you're "lookin' up a dead goat's ass".
by SA Earl January 13, 2011
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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"
by vkwagz June 14, 2017
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Raining up a dog's ass

When it rains so hard that the rain is bouncing off the sidewalk and potentially up a dog's ass.
Be sure to bring an umbrella, the weatherman said there's a 70% chance that it will be raining up a dog's ass by this evening.
by AtomicSquid February 2, 2010
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Up your own ass

Constantly refers themself as being amazing at something
by Magic carpet June 10, 2017
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