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Solo Artist

A solo artist is one so adapt to masturbation that they take it to the level of an art. It is so named for the expressions that are made during the process of self pleasure are reminiscent of those made by a guitar player in the midst of a peticularly difficult guitar solo.
That boy Crispin, sure is one hell of a solo artist.
by Spencerripps October 22, 2006
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Sandwich Artist

1. A person who creates artful sanwiches for people in a Sandwich shop.

2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.

3. A synonym for B.O.M.
Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.

He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff When will he wake up?
by robh353 June 16, 2005
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makeup artist

typically a younger woman or gay man who uses their artistic skills to make people more attractive. usually having to deal with too much drama, and are paid less than your typical hairdresser, especially if working in a department store.
damn, that makeup artist made her look so fly!
by joaquin's mom May 24, 2008
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hangup artist

People who glom onto you and trap you into all their problems, hangups and neurosis. All they focus on is themselves and one sided conversation only about them.
I could never be her friend. She's such a hangup artist.
by Clara Fication June 5, 2016
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Soapfitti Artist

A form of vandalism made from soap. People who do soapfitti are mostly doing it to annoy the janitors and the headmaster. The more soap on a mirror the better. Common soapfitti designs include profanity, swearing and sometimes racist comments. It's very annoying to get soapfitti off a mirror.
Alex: Look at this beautiful artwork!
Rachael: That's not art, that's the work of Soapfitti Artist Luka!
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021
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Pickup artist

Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.
by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019
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grammar artist

Someone who disregards the normal use of grammar for a more stylish and effective communication of their written message. Often times with a goal of making sure their own unique personality comes across as well.
Cheryl isn't well educated but she sure knows how to use punctuation to get her point across just as she wants you to hear it. She's a true grammar artist!
by NickNap November 13, 2016
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