The bump on your middle finger of the hand that you write with resulting from hours of homework assigned by AP classes. May remain for days, weeks or even months.
Sizes may vary. The larger the size, the more homework you have.
Sizes may vary. The larger the size, the more homework you have.
by ipod_ninja April 4, 2010
Get the AP Bumpmug. An extensive college course that teaches you absolutely nothing useful. After taking this course, if you did it right, you'll be able to explain cellular respiration and how plants essentially have sex. Though if people asked about these subjects, they'd think you're really smart, the truth is that no one gives a shit so unless you're an AP slut and bring up these topics in daily conversations, this class is yet another example of a completely useless course that everyone takes solely to impress colleges who really shouldn't give a damn. And if you're an AP slut, you deserve a SLAP (get it ? slut + AP = SLAP?)
"Hey this salad is reaaally good. You want some?"
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP
"Nah I'm good, I think my mitochondria have enough glucose from my breakfast to continue with cellular respiration. Thanks though."
"Daa fuck?!"
"Oh you want to know more of this useless, boring information? You should take AP Biology with me."
"You're such an AP slut!"
"Speaking of AP's, do you know the difference between monocots and dicots? Well let me tell you..."
*SLAP
by itsmadefromyourmomschesthair May 17, 2011
Get the AP Biologymug. by dahdhfhzdhs October 20, 2021
Get the AP shellmug. by Badger McBadgerson February 28, 2019
Get the AP depressionmug. Fat cock 69. Captain of the Coruscant police. Enjoys Plo jobs. Legend says he will make you PP bigger if you gamble beat him in a gambling match.
by Jerakona August 5, 2021
Get the AP Gainsmug. An Uneducated person who acts like a primal being of the inferior creatures from the 3rd world. Usually descending from the negroid people of Africa.
“Hey you see you that kid over there who listens to NBA Youngboy and talks like he is dyslexic” - jack
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
“Yeah jack, He is a Hood Ape. He is always trying to show off his cultures inferior wealth and intelligence as if it’s an accomplishment” - johnny
by Warcock October 12, 2022
Get the Hood Apemug. A company situated in China with the nerve to sell uncomfortable material that breaks within a month, and then you can't file a complaint because they don't have a website to go to, and you can't return the pieces of shit because you don't live in China. Wearing this will make you look like a douchebag who does nothing but lift on omegle. Don't even try buying something from here, and the t-shirts feel like they are made of crusty face masks(and they smell like them too). Overall, if you want the hoes, and you have the mental strength to ignore that your brand new sweat pants look like they are from a dumpster, go ahead and buy ape tees.
Did you see Kyle wearing that shitty, piss-colored shirt from some random ass company called ape tees? He looks like hes trying to be an Asian gangster!
by animedonut March 15, 2021
Get the ape teesmug.