The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.
John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
by Cars2Enjoyer July 18, 2022
Get the Cars 2mug. A wedding where all the guys are showing off their rides. Can happen in situations involving a lot of divorce and remarriage where all the exes were invited.
"That wedding was such a car show that one of the mother of the bride's exes no-showed because his new girlfriend couldn't make it"
by distractions_inc October 25, 2022
Get the car showmug. The process of blasting an unreleased song in a vehicle to make sure that it is mixed properly and more importantly make sure the bass absolutely SLAPS for anyone that will listen in a car in the future.
Soundcloud rapper: Just got done mastering my new album, lets go for a ride.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
Homie: Where r we going tho?
Soundcloud rapper: Gotta give these new tracks a car test.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 18, 2018
Get the car testmug. A weirdo event attended usually by douchebags; said douchebags “meet up” in some parking lot with their cars and pretend like they know more about cars than they actually do by talking in some pseudo-extensive details about theirs. They’re the type of douchebags who tell you that owning a Benz or Porsche is awesome, but fail to acknowledge that both brands are more of a status symbol than anything else considering that they are wallet rapers when it comes to maintenance and repairs.
by psst hey you September 5, 2022
Get the car meetmug. Red topless (not convertible) sportscar, custom plate "OHTORI", appears in places it shouldn't be able to drive to. Its engine is the sound that races around the end of the world.
by Random832 February 21, 2005
Get the Akio Carmug. A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.
Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
by scribbull January 13, 2008
Get the Lego carmug. by Space Saturn Bitch January 27, 2021
Get the Car kinkmug.