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A three-legged, retarded, baby hippo who says awkward things at inappropriate times.
Oh Alyssa, you and your pootenanny and shennanigans
Alyssa by pootennannyier November 28, 2010
Actual Spawn of satan. Generally abusive in most ways. Often seductive an rude. Into BDSM. Will try to convert you to her ass eating ways
Stay away from her, she's an Alyssa
Alyssa by Haroldthellama December 16, 2017
A selfish bitch. One who will lie to your face to your friends and to anybody else as long as she thinks its in her interest. May be attractive but watch out for her. Shes an awful friend and will most definitely screw you over for a guy if given the opportunity. Without a doubt shes going to end up miserable because she will never learn her lesson. Alyssa doesnt think bout anybody but her self. Shes generally lazy too. and fat.
That bitch is crazy, her names Alyssa.

You keep lying to me like that red faced alyssa girl.
Alyssa by noble1234 February 23, 2010
A thot that tries to act innocent. She loves dick and will seek it out. She tries her best to be cute, but really she's just dtf at any time.
Guy 1: "I got rejected again man."
Guy 2: "Just ask Alyssa."
Guy 1: "Bet."
Alyssa by A Fuckboy in Time April 13, 2019
A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online

"What a weirdo squido"
"At least ur not alyssa,small or flat"
Alyssa by DynoMain November 13, 2018
A person who will go behind your back and date your bestfriend since kindergarten
John: did you hear what Alyssa did you James?
James: Yeah she a hoe
Alyssa by Krusty_Krab_Pizza October 29, 2019