Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

by fuckfreud October 12, 2019

Almosting

The syndrome of getting extremely close to realizing prominence or fortune in your chosen artistic pursuit, and through circumstances beyond your control or a because of a seeming twist of cruel fate, finding yourself consigned back to struggle and relative obscurity.

Damn, when that director died on the way to the meeting to get my buddy's script greenlit, that was one of the worst case of almosting I've ever seen.

by Marquismarq February 26, 2020

Almost

Anything Ja Morant does, he is the king of almost.

Dude do you see how Ja Morant almost finished that dunk? Or almost ended that guys career?

by nbafanatic2786 April 19, 2021

Almost

The saddest word in the world.
Why?
Well...

I was almost good enough.
They were almost in love with me.
We almost made it.
She almost survived.
I almost felt better.
She almost forgave me.

by ._._._._._._._._._._._._._._. December 30, 2021

almost a year ago

When items/stuff hasn't been on the shop for more than 365 days, like 1000+ days long.

People tend to miss this joke. A. LOT.

"Special Forces has been gone for 1554 days, that is almost a year ago."

by KingsGuardGT May 6, 2023

Almost Libbo

Phrase said among the U.S. NAVY and U.S. MARINES personnel to remind others or oneself that “Libbo” slang for Liberty (authorized permission to go out without using leave) is soon too come.

Corpsman: “Doing these inventories f**king suck!”
Battalion Aids Station: “Tell me about it, least it’s Almost Libbo”
Bluefalcon: “Hey gents, I put you two down for duty this weekend”

by The MRE no one wants August 24, 2023

exclusively-almost

(adv.) 1.THE BEST EXPLANATION EVER!! 2. A Great excuse. 3. A pretty funny oxymoron.

I DON'T CHEAT!... I AM, exclusively-almost MONOGAMOUS!!

by startedwun May 28, 2018