Airpods

Two white cocks hanging out of you ear and blasting music into your fat brain. Often used to flex like ouu.

Oh shit that guy has airpods! He must be RICH holy fakin shit!!!!!!

by TtvEZPECT April 26, 2019

AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019

Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

by My handle is in use by someone January 6, 2020

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

by lorg rat March 17, 2020

Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod

“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”

by uhlife June 5, 2020

Airpods

a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”

by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020

Airpods

Something that make you unable to speck poor

me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor

by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020