Ahmed Parkar

Ahmed is slang for someone that engages in casual homosexuality. More specifically, a man that is into a man.

OMG have you seen the new guy? He’s sooo Ahmed Parkar. He’s even got a boyfriend!

by sambuch June 10, 2025

sazy ahmed

Sazy Ahmed describes someone who speaks like a member of OFB but was actually born in Cornwall. Don’t be Sazy.

Man 1: Who’re you going to that gig with?

Man 2: oh just Sazy Ahmed.
Man 1: Oh no. You’re going with someone who pretends to be road from Cornwall?

by Matty Cookski November 25, 2021

Ahmed

A man with a huge oversized beast of a cock, incredibly attractive, wise and intelligent

Laylah: fuck off bitch Ahmed is mine
Sana: suck my dick you fat bitch I’ll put ya in a spliff innit fam
Rowaida: Sana even tho ur my cousin ahmed is mine

Sana: when we’re the last time y’all were intimate cause it definitely wasn’t last night

by Ahmed Karouma November 22, 2021

ahmed zaman

One of the purest guy I have ever met! He will be there for you no matter what and will make you laugh at your hardest! Genuine human being and the SAFEST PERSON to be around! My happy heart. I am so proud of you!♥️

Ahmed zaman is my safest place.

by Your chotu November 23, 2021

Ahmes

This name derives from the Ancient Egyptian “Jˁḥ msj > Ahmose”, meaning “born of Lah (god of the moon in ancient Egyptian religion)”

Ahmes the great

by Yabeeeee November 23, 2021

Moey Ahmed

Moey Ahmed is the sexiest cunt you'll ever find or see to step foot in this world. His naturally talented and has a massive massive penis which he uses to thrust into vaginas.

Moey Ahmed is a jar and a half

by CHICKEN TIKKA 2008 July 22, 2023

Haroon Ahmed

Fatboy Bobby

Haroon Ahmed the Bobby is a fat piece of shit

by OfficialGaethje November 22, 2021