actender

an actor who also tends bar, often because acting hasn't proved as lucrative as he/she had expected

boozer: 'how's your day going?'
bartender: 'great. i met with my agent and had an audition.'
boozer: 'i didn't know you are an actender.'

by crabapple May 25, 2007

Academic Blowjob

The act of stroking your professor's ego as if you were stroking his or her genitalia with your tongue.

Girl #1: Do you think I'd be kissing too much ass if I were to quote our professor in a paper for this class?

Girl #2: Nah. Do it; it show's you've been paying attention

Boy #1: Or like giving him an academic blowjob

by crewchicky915 July 26, 2010

academic walk of shame

when you walk into class wearing the same clothes as the day before, evidently having spent the night cramming

cat was wearing that shirt when i left the library last night at 1am, typical academic walk of shame...

by mamothman October 13, 2010

academic flirting

when someone uses academics to flirt with others via text, email, or personal contact

i.e. asking obvious questions about homework, using schoolwork as an excuse to hang out etc; typically academic flirting occurs between an awkward boy with an attractive girl group member/classmate

by oliw April 17, 2011

Academic Whiplash

A mind-numbing condition resulting from a severe and/or unexpected increase in academic responsibilities, usually occurring near or around the end of an academic term.

Friend 1: Hey man, are you doing ok?

Friend 2: Nah, man. I have the worst academic whiplash, finals are killing me.

by spyroman January 3, 2014

academic booty call

When you hit up someone you barely know late at night and you're only looking for one thing: homework help.

This is due in six hours and I'm getting desperate...I think it's time for an academic booty call. "Heyyyyy this is Jenny from English class, have you started the project?"

by beaniemorton April 12, 2014

tough amateur

a dilettante who will resort to intimidation tactics and physical violence if reminded that he or she possesses only superficial interest/ability in some branch of knowledge or skill

Guy 1: Don't invite Barney to help us build the deck. He doesn't know squat about basic carpentry.

Guy 2: You're better off keeping your thoughts on the matter to yourself. Barney would beat the daylights out of you if he heard you say that. He is one tough amateur!

by scared of tough guys May 13, 2010