by cantthinkofaname13 September 28, 2017
Get the absolutely and utterly beautiful mug.A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.
Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.
by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019
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by LLovoJJ October 7, 2019
Get the absolute umit mug.Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.
Ah yes my mate Greg
Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.
What an absolut madman
Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.
What an absolut madman
by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020
Get the Absolut madman mug.The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.
by darth leia September 3, 2018
Get the Free Speech Absolutist mug.A term used by someone of an older generation to describe themselves as tough or macho when they're actually lame as fuck. Usually done to attempt to relate to the younger generation, unsuccessfully.
Mark keeps calling himself an absolute savage for doing a half hour on the elliptical every day while we lift.
by Notasavage July 19, 2017
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James: Wow I cant believe MM+FI+EOP+TH+CP just got owned by Absolution .
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.
Meklo: I know mate Absolution Fucking own.
by Scottc2k7 March 24, 2008
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