Solo Artist

A solo artist is one so adapt to masturbation that they take it to the level of an art. It is so named for the expressions that are made during the process of self pleasure are reminiscent of those made by a guitar player in the midst of a peticularly difficult guitar solo.

That boy Crispin, sure is one hell of a solo artist.

by Spencerripps October 22, 2006

Sandwich Artist

1. A person who creates artful sanwiches for people in a Sandwich shop.

2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.

3. A synonym for B.O.M.

Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.

He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff When will he wake up?

by robh353 June 16, 2005

makeup artist

typically a younger woman or gay man who uses their artistic skills to make people more attractive. usually having to deal with too much drama, and are paid less than your typical hairdresser, especially if working in a department store.

damn, that makeup artist made her look so fly!

by joaquin's mom May 24, 2008

Mush Artist

Someone that doesn't pay gambling losses. Someone that doesn't pay debts in general.

That mush artist Ralph never paid 3 different bookies.

Don't loan that mush artist any money.

by Boston_Larry June 27, 2013

Carsey Artist

Someone known for bottling it when it’s put on their toes. Often gives it all the big talk but when it comes down to it looks for a way out. Usually not an isolated event.

Yeah he’s a bad carsey artist Mo, Nult’s put it on his toes with this swimming race and he’s gone on the missing list again.

by DMoore3:16 April 25, 2021

Artistic Chalent

When one has the ability to create something utterly horrifying or strange
Originating from me mispronouncing talent and now is a joke

"Wow, I drew something horrifying"
"You have artistic chalent"

by FNAFnerdBonnie September 27, 2017

Micro Artist

The new celebrity fashion to have a mini artist of their own, that can be wheeled out to perform on stage at weddings, bar mitzvahs and other occasions.
The latest fashion.

I saw Usher's Micro Artist the other day, Justin Beiber.

by Emzaleena March 5, 2011