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AP Student

A student who used to be super chill and funny but is now ridiculously stressed out and has relatively no friends on account off the massive amounts of AP work they have. Such students can often be found wondering schools with a blank expression not giving a fuck who they talk to because they have to get to class and finish that all important last piece of English homework before the bell.

It is strongly recommended that one should never, ever take and AP class during high school.
Hot Chick: Hey Sam you want to go make out after school in the back seat of your car?!?

Sam: (In a tired mumble) mmmbhhmbm I needa study for my 8 AP tests or something mmmbmbhhm

Hot Chick: Your such an AP student!
by The masked 69er October 20, 2010
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AP English

Synonym for gay. Only gay people take AP english, and therefore, AP english can be swapped out for the word "gay." It is a 100% known fact that if you take the class known as AP english, you are homosexual. Just saying.
"Dude that is so AP english." = "Dude that is so gay"
"Dude you take AP english? You're gay!"
"AP english is actually the gayest thing in the entire world."
by Toasterzzz June 17, 2019
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AP world

The stupidist, most annoying class you'll ever take. The teacher makes you read a whole chapter and take notes on that chapter on the weekend. The reading quizzes are impossible because all of the questions come down to 50-50 and which ever one you put down will be wrong.
If youre going to take an AP class, DONT take AP world.
by Duke fan 4 life November 3, 2011
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AP Stats

1) That thing that seems so far away when you sign up for it the year before, which suddenly hits you in the face like discovering your significant other is pregnant because you haven't been wearing condoms: it seems like a good choice then, but now you aren't so sure. Contains equal parts excruciatingly esoteric Multiple Choice, disturbingly fucked-up Free Response Questions, and the tears of thousands of raped teens. Ranges from AP U.S. History, to AP English, to AP Psychology of a Teenage Serial Killer. It makes me wish I could just drop the class, but then I would have wasted a year of torture and abuse in order to move on through a maze ruled by society's expectations and the demands of my parents that I support them when they retire.
2) The bane of my existence.
1) The unholy trinity of AP Physics, AP Music Theory, and AP English.
2) AP Stats. Also, my girlfriend.
by T. Rohlin May 31, 2011
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AP European History

a class that a few, very stupid, people will take in their sophomore year of high school. supposovly college level... i doubt even college students know this much about history.

pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.

as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe

overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
a: so u taking ap european history next year?
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
by i think i did well... May 24, 2009
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ap environmental science

An advanced placement class with the fundamental skills of eighth grade science and a teacher similar to Jane Goodall. Various forms of persuasion will be used to encourage you to own a Prius and be a vegetarian. Can be used as a form of torture and governmental mind-fuckery. Apparently there is a field trip to the zoo. Don't be naïve and sign up because you want to go to the damn zoo. You will regret this.
Ex. Me: Why the hell am I in AP environmental science? I don't give a shit about the environment.
by Gentleman&Scholar March 4, 2015
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AP Calculus

The most ridiculous math class you'll ever take in high school in which the lowest grades you'll ever make you're happy to receive. Side effects include: lack of sleep, absence of a life, and/or loss of a soul.
"Dude, I have my AP Calculus final tomorrow; FML..."
"I got a 56!"
"Way to go!" (insert high five here)
by Instead of Studying for Calc. December 16, 2009
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