When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.
Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
by Slampig123 July 27, 2021
Get the Front alley frontiemug. So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay
1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."
by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018
Get the Back Alley Dumpster Fuckedmug. Similar to an Alley Slut or Gutter Slut/Whore...
Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.
An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.
Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Whore can often be a stronger term for a slut but usually there is no difference.
An Alley Whore/Slut is a girl (or guy) who fucks, sucks and pleasures other guys/girls as well as a cocks in alley ways. Most of the time a lot of cock (or pussy) is involved, sometimed one after another or all at once.
Another meaning is finding a whore passed out or cum/cock drunk in an alley way.
Guy 1: "Look at this Alley Whore, she's such a slut."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she's addicted to this."
by FairyDustEveryWhere April 19, 2018
Get the Alley Whoremug. A very small but cute girl, most of the time has a very nice bum and large tits. Alleys tend to only be good at one sport, soccer. They complain a lot and think that the whole world is against them, when this definitely is not the case. They also have trouble with guys, many guys like them but they can never pick the right one. Also, in school they suck up to teachers as much as possible even though they think teachers hate them also.
Dude, that girl was fit like an Alley Vlogiannitis" or "Man, that girl needs to stop being an Alley Vlogiannitis and stop sucking up to the teacher"
by lennyd November 21, 2010
Get the Alley Vlogiannitismug. A former predominately black women's forum taken over by trolls to sway narratives and rewrite history. Users aren't allowed to DELETE comments or express freedom of speech. Non black people make accounts daily and use digital black face to sway narratives regarding black culture for the world to see. Please do not use this website for anything regarding factual black culture in America. Lipstick Alley is a website that resembles The National Enquirer where the subject is black people and the entire world can participate and cosplay as them to express their hatred of other demographics. The main use of this website in 2025 is for anyone not black and female to dump their anger and grievances onto the forum without consequences. The mods don't care and are OPPs using the site to further perpetuate hatred like Stormfront. David Duke was an active user.
I love getting on Lipstick Alley so I can express my hatred for my indian room mate because it's not acceptable for me to do that in real life being a white person. I can hide behind a picture of SZA and express how much I hate everyone, trauma dump on this site, and still smile in everyone's face on Monday morning at work and black women will take the fall.
by Tx_nonzombie September 19, 2025
Get the Lipstick Alleymug. Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.
by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016
Get the back alley bobbermug. by Heightsyyyyy December 11, 2021
Get the Alleymug.