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back alley

a bar in downtown fullerton california where fashion-tattood douchebags in girls pants go to socialize with each other whilst drinking overpriced booze served in warm glasses.
wanna go to the back alley? no thanks, i'd rather go to a bar with good service at decent prices and avoid all the douchebaggery.
by Lucas L August 11, 2006
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Diagon Alley

Diagon Alley
n. An orgasmic or euphoric state, often times during passionate sex. It is a direct reference to the magical locale featured in many of the books in the Harry Potter series.
- "I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO DIAGON ALLEY, BABY!"

- "OH GOD! OH GOD! I'M IN DIAGON ALLEY, OH GOOOOD!"

- "Carolyn told me she wanted to visit Diagon Alley, so I tapped her back entrance with my wand. Giggity."
Source: acwing, a series of tubes
by acwing August 5, 2007
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dark alley

Abby- let go into dark alley
Amin- so you wanna do butt stuff?
Abby- yep! dark alley
by real_laxgod October 5, 2020
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The Kirsty Alley

After sodomizing a scientologist, wiping one's santorum-smeared cock in their hair and telling them that L.Ron Hubbard was a schizophrenic con artist and that you're on Prozac and feel just fine.
"You remember that girl who tried to give me the personality test at the mall the other day? I gave her the Kirsty Alley last night."
by Dr Doody July 20, 2008
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satan's alley

Another slang term for the termination of ones lower intestinal tract. See also "Marmite Motorway" or "Hershey Highway". Directly connected to ones "Dark Star" (aka "Chocolate Starfish")
Looks like he's just taken a trip up Satan's Alley!
by nelmar January 22, 2009
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Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese

(also Back Alley Mac 'n' Cheese)

Burnt Mac and Cheese; despite its somewhat unpleasing texture, it's still crazy delicious.
I hadn't made Mac 'n' Cheese in a long time so I accidentally ended up with Back Alley Macaroni and Cheese.
by Back Alley Bernie December 14, 2008
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Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
by Helgate July 12, 2004
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