Four Legged Alarm System

A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".

I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!

by Jay Dog February 3, 2010

WTF Alarm

Something you pull, mentally, when you realize that something that is happening to you, to a friend or some random person is totally crazy

Dude 1: Hey man. You hear about that guy who wanted to date a 18 year old?
Dude 2: No. What about him?
Dude 1: Man is 80 fucking years old.
Dude 2: Damn. Time to pull the WTF alarm on that.

by Randomtwit January 9, 2011

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

by J.P. Higgenbottom July 1, 2008

Russian Alarm Clock

Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.

"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."

by RingRopeRebellion December 31, 2011

Car Alarm

Any person that will not shut the fuck up.

Oh my god, she's still talking?
Yeah, total fucking car alarm

by Mister Marc December 1, 2015

Beer Alarm

The action of setting an alarm, for a very early hour, before going to bed to wake up and immediately shotgun a beer. Preferably have the beer and key next to your bed.

Hey Lukas the big game is tomorrow, we should set a beer alarm to start the day off right

by Scot Tank November 4, 2008