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hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.
I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .
by getasitter July 11, 2023
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hop on tarkov

Telling your friend to go get headshot in less then 1 second in a video game
Friend 1: “Hey, hop on tarkov!”
Friend 2: “Ok!”

*gets headshot*
by alexstfu March 3, 2021
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Parent Hopping

When you have to jump from one parents house to anothers after the get seperated or devorced when their is visitation right or joint custoday. Usually involving that u split your time between both houses. Most times it unfair to the child
Oh Brittany hates parent hopping.
She always forgets her charger at one the other house
by Hislittleprincess July 18, 2010
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hep-hop

- music that is the next level above hip-hop; possessing original musical knowledge without needing to sample beats from other artists.
That hep-hop record drops some unique beats.
by International Giant August 29, 2014
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Umbrella hopping

Moving from under random people's umbrellas to other random peoples umbrellas in public because you haven't brought your own
Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class

Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011
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Idio-Hop

This is a word to succinctly describe the ever-present new wave of hip-hop containing "lyrics" that bring retards to their knees in cliche awe and anyone who truly enjoys music to the bathroom to join the other perplexed vomiteers. Idio-Hop encompasses modern songs potentially classifiable as 'Hip-Hop', but truly having a nano-scale of intelligence behind the meaning (and I am very ashamed to even describe it as such).

In short, Idio-Hop is a collection of words with a mediocre beat that completely mocks the lack of intelligence of its listeners while proving that once someone identifies something as cool, every dumbass in the club will feel the same way about it.
"Well, my favoreat hobbees are snorting ants, not wiping my ass, cleaning dirt, and jammin' out to Idio-Hop!!!"

"Yo son, 'Superman High' is my Idio-hop joint. That's my jam bruh!"
by Audible Oxygen July 27, 2009
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Hop Squats

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.
After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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