Tampa Turtle

When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.

Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!

by Darkwing Duck III November 30, 2017

turtle pete

a sad boy who likes turtles...a lot

Admirer: "That's a nice turtle tank."

Turtle Pete: "My turtles live in there...it's kawaii."

by jaydawgggg September 08, 2014

Turtle Warting

when someone turtle warts they become all mardy after having a really good day

we just got back from the great gig, it was 10 o' clock and david had just started turtle warting

by George Peasant May 21, 2008

Yertle the turtle

When you make a bitch cum with your knee and nothing else

Jenna: I made that bitch cum with just my knee last night

Veronica: you yertled the turtle!

Yertle the turtle: making bitches cum with knee ONLY

by yertturt October 25, 2020

Turtle Thumb

When a human of the female variety is extremely attractive but has one deficiency; a stumpy thumb.

I wanted to put my P in her V but her turtle thumb turned me off

by Mawfy January 17, 2009

Turtle Bite

A pinching of the skin by the thumb- specifically when the thumb is inserted between the middle and index finger

If you don't behave I'm going to give you a turtle bite Sean.

Ow Katie why would you turtle bite me!

Katie won the turtle bite war because Sean has horrible technique.

by HIIMPOOPSTICK July 17, 2014

Tumbling the turtle

To take part in a sexual activity.

1. Can you come out tonight?

Tumbling the turtle, sorry..

2. What'd you get up to earlier with that girl?

We were tumbling the turtle.

by The-Master-of-Disaster October 13, 2012