the sexiest fucking beast ever created in this world. my fucking reason to live. i love this man with everything i have in me. id let him do anything to me. he wants to kill me? id let him. he thinks i’m useless and wants to feed me to a titan? rightfully so. i’ll agree with anything he says i am so deeply in love with him. if he wanted to rearrange my insides i would not hesitate to spread my legs miles apart and let his discover the deep mysteries of my vagina.
by gayforzendaya January 30, 2022
Get the Levi Ackermanmug. by afterthebell's May 13, 2009
Get the levi beamishmug. 1. A chunk of bud loaded that far exceeds the original dimensions of the smoking tool.
2. A bowl that, once loaded, extends far past the lip of the bowl.
2. A bowl that, once loaded, extends far past the lip of the bowl.
1. "Woah, he just loaded a Levi Bowl!"
2. "Awesome! A Levi Bowl!"
3. "Damn... that Levi Bowl killed me.."
2. "Awesome! A Levi Bowl!"
3. "Damn... that Levi Bowl killed me.."
by Itachi March 11, 2004
Get the Levi Bowlmug. (V/N) An episode of dry humping during which both parties don a pair of denim jeans. The act is known for its high degree of discomfort and has been linked to severe genital scabbing.
Syn: Sparking Zippers
Syn: Sparking Zippers
(In a public restroom)
Guy at urinal 1: OW!
Guy at urinal 2: What?
urinal 1: Levi Love.
urinal 2: Say no more.
Guy at urinal 1: OW!
Guy at urinal 2: What?
urinal 1: Levi Love.
urinal 2: Say no more.
by Dano Soprano October 7, 2008
Get the Levi Lovemug. 
A fucking badass who will steal yo girl(or others). He is hot, the best,and I want him to kick me just like he did to EreH
Yo my girl just told me she liked Levi Ackerman
Really bro I’m so sorry for you
Why
Cause she ain’t your girl anymore, she’s Levi’s
Or
Please kick me like Levi
Really bro I’m so sorry for you
Why
Cause she ain’t your girl anymore, she’s Levi’s
Or
Please kick me like Levi
by Howtobeananimehoe101 May 27, 2021
Get the Levi Ackermanmug. by Random guy 69420 August 23, 2021
Get the Levi Ackermanmug.