Fuck A Duck 

Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

Fuck A Duck by QuackMeNicely November 4, 2009

National fuck a toaster day April 24

Fuck a toaster On April 24th

Stick your dick in a toaster for national “fuck a toaster day”

Wow I can’t wait to fuck a toaster on National fuck a toaster day April 24

National fuck a toaster day April 24 by KnifePanther April 15, 2021

i'd fuck a goat 

A saying meaning im down for anything or I will do anything.

Muhammad: What do you want to do today?

Kumar: I'd fuck a goat.

i'd fuck a goat by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009

A Cluster Fuck 

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

A Cluster Fuck by PaulF October 4, 2006

Fuck a doodle doo

A term meaning I don't give a fuck.

You got a haircut? Well Fuck a doodle doo!

Fuck a doodle doo by Necromunch September 24, 2006

Fuck-a-thon 

a long session of sex.

Chick 1: Girl, where you been all weekend? We was supposed to go to the movies.

Chick 2: My bad girl, me and my man was having a fuck-a-thon.

Fuck-a-thon by SweetPeaches404 January 25, 2009

go fuck a landmine 

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

go fuck a landmine by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013