bryan rizzo

The clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents.

smh that bryan rizzo

by sndbhfidoslanzbshjs June 30, 2019

Zach Bryan

One of the most talented and well-versed writers you will ever hear about. He sings country-folk songs with enough emotion to make any man shed a tear, also known as “sad cowboy music”. If you are new to Zach Bryan, don’t ruin it for all of his old fans. Elizabeth>DeAnn>QHD>American HB>Summertime Blues (I don’t make the rules). Screaming it to the masses.

Has Zach Bryan released Writers and Fighters yet?

by Give your Heart Keep your Head July 12, 2023

gayboy bryan

A guy with a girlfreind who lives with his gay roomate who hes in the closet with. his roomate probably has some lame nick name like snowball or coobie and they both probably go fishing all the time and play with eachothers rods when no ones watching this is the act of stealth sticking

My wife caught me with my gay lover she said i was being a gayboy bryan

by Pussysaurus May 3, 2018

Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan the Rock

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

Pulling a Bryan.

Forgetting you’ve been watching porn on an electronic device and sharing this device or inadvertently showing the screen to a co-worker or friend.

“Dude, Vince wanted to show us a trailer on his phone today, and he pulled a Bryan in front of the whole crew.”

“I was trying to play it through Airplay, and realized last minute that I was pulling a Bryan.”

by NotTheRealVinz January 9, 2020

Bryan Newton

A flat ass who dresses like a trash bag and sends pictures of his 1 centimeter peen to “the boys” and Fetty Carnes. His biggest crush is on Treyton Currin and Garret Robins.

I didn’t think that Bryan Newton was a new trend at school.

by Mint Juul Pods March 6, 2019

Bryan Bae

Someone who has reformed multiple times.

You need to learn to be like Bryan Bae. Learn and better yourself.

by {╥|z April 12, 2019