Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

lasso of shame

A used condom that is tied at one end and used to slap someone in the face after fornicating with them.

Jasmine made me use a condom, so I gave her the lasso of shame.

by CuntFucker69 October 15, 2009

shame-dump

the first dump after just undergoing a loss, getting caught, getting fired, or anything else shameful. This can be used for thinking through the situation or re-thinking about what happened while taking a dump

Good game out there tonight, you gave it your all, go take your shame-dump and your shower and forget all about this, you guys suck who am I kidding?

by calishamedump December 25, 2010

Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

by Buttergolm May 14, 2016

walk of shame

when you leave someone's house with the same clothes you had on the night before. usually after a booty call

He did the walk of shame last Friday out my house.

by apriletta November 19, 2003

greta-shamed

To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.

Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!

by kapysta September 27, 2019

food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."

by Anne Buster November 9, 2006