Pringle

A Pringle is someone who is so sensitive, that they aren't even a snowflake anymore. This person can not handle real world problems and has a melt down over the tiniest of issues. Pringles are originally a brand of potato chips that comes in a tube and has many different flavors. This person crumbles as easily as a single pringle, hence the name. It's not strictly political and can be used on any one who is too sensitive or feels they must be sheltered from everything.

Example 1:
Mia: Yeah, I took my dog to the vet today. They said she's gonna be-

Micheal: NO!!!! NOT YOUR DOG!!! I LOVED HER SO MUCH! Why did this happen!?!?!!?

Mia: Relax! She just had fleas!
*rolls eyes* You are such a pringle.

Example 2:
*Johnny sits down to watch a movie*
TV: WARNING! THIS SHOW CONTAINS GRAPHIC SCENES THAT MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG VIEWERS. IT IS RATED 18.

The only 'graphic' thing is a guy smoking a cigarette.

Johnny: Such pringles.

by EmotionalAnnie12 September 6, 2019

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cold pringle

A sexual act regarding the males scrotum dipping into the mouth of a sexual partner. To qualify as a cold pringle the person engaging in the activity must be completely naked and out in an environment with snow. The snow is mandatory.

Steve: Gee, that was a nice cold pringle
JonBenet: Yeah I know you sucked on my balls really hard

by Larencio Castiejo December 10, 2007

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Pringle

The moment by which a man pushed his erect penis into a woman’s vagina. There is a moment of tension before it ‘pops’ in.

Once you pop you can not stop!

@sionymags

When your having sex with a girl it’s all about the Pringle.

by Sionymags November 17, 2018

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