Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut
Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake
by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017

by Jmasterj27 March 16, 2017

by Captain Neil January 20, 2011

1. Snatch that needs to be spread apart by both hands before you can get a peek at some pink.
2. Snatch with fat, hefty labial folds.
2. Snatch with fat, hefty labial folds.
by Dr. Rowdy October 15, 2006

by the realist out here November 5, 2019

a HUGE shit that when it comes out you think to yor self, dam, i dropped a lung.
or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.
or when you get scared and drop a brink or log.
niall: should nof seen my toilet yesteray!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!
tom: why?
reece: i did.
niall it was as brown as morphius! the fatty duke covered the floor!
tom:shweet, i eat that shit man!
by theladylicker November 20, 2011

Food associated with obesity, particularly soda, junk food or anything containing high fructose corn syrup.
Actually, we do subsidize vegetables like corn, but then it just gets turned into fattie feed anyway.
by fattiefeeder April 2, 2008
