November 2nd

The day where you murder your midget friend for.. just being a midget

dude 1: yo, it's november 2nd, you know what that means!
dude 2: YEAH! let's go kill jamal, that fricken stupid midget retard that dies and lives by cookies

by Yeetusthenationalday November 01, 2019

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2nd hapiness

the sleep caused 2nd hapiness

by crunk m June 03, 2005

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National Leslie day.

If you have a girlfriend named leslie that is totally radddddd then it’s her day♥️

August 2nd? Omg that’s leslie day

by NotLamar101 August 02, 2019

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If you need and don't have it, you better start singing a different tune.

The 2nd amendment should be repealed in America, until major social unrest occurs, and we need it again.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

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Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd

by Andre1120 November 05, 2021

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Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

by idkwhattoputsohi October 29, 2019

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(On April 1st)
Me: "Yeah so April 2nd is my birthday"
Friend: haha your so funny april fools
Me: 😐

by CAZS21 March 30, 2021

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