November 2nd

The day where you murder your midget friend for.. just being a midget

dude 1: yo, it's november 2nd, you know what that means!
dude 2: YEAH! let's go kill jamal, that fricken stupid midget retard that dies and lives by cookies

by Yeetusthenationalday November 1, 2019

2nd hapiness

the happieness you body gets from sleeping

the sleep caused 2nd hapiness

by crunk m June 9, 2005

August 2nd

National Leslie day.

If you have a girlfriend named leslie that is totally radddddd then it’s her day♥️

August 2nd? Omg that’s leslie day

by NotLamar101 August 1, 2019

2nd amendment

If you need and don't have it, you better start singing a different tune.

The 2nd amendment should be repealed in America, until major social unrest occurs, and we need it again.

by stainless67 February 25, 2022

December 2nd

Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!

friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.

by idkwhattoputsohi October 29, 2019

April 2nd

The second worst day to be born

(On April 1st)
Me: "Yeah so April 2nd is my birthday"
Friend: haha your so funny april fools
Me: 😐

by CAZS21 March 29, 2021

December 2nd

The shittiest day of the year

Sissi: This day is so shitty
Natalie: Why?
Sissi: It's December 2nd

by Andre1120 November 5, 2021