I'd be hohnered

Da reply dat you'd give when asked if you'd like to be da one to play a musical selection on da harmonica.

Da local choirmaster asked me if I'd like to perform a Johnny Puleo selection for da community concert on Saturday, and I told him dat I'd be hohnered to so do!

by QuacksO February 25, 2023

If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.

I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Nah, I'd win

A product of losing a certain jjk character and can't cope with the lost.

Person 1:Who would win him or you?
Person 2: if he is strong than it might cause me a little trouble.
Person 1: but would you lose?
Person 2: Nah, I'd win
Person 3: are you the strongest because you're person 2, or are you person 2 because you're the strongest?
Person 2: Domain Expansion | Skibidi virus

by Meik Oksluong January 31, 2024

I'd let him ultraviolence me

In reference to the song ultraviolence by Lana del Rey in essence when a man is so fine you want him to hit you " he hit me and it felt like a kiss" usually used my masochist and or whisper girlies

Tommy is so fucking hot I'd let him ultraviolence me idc

by Penny Harlow November 5, 2023

Nah I'd win

"Nah I'd win" is a phrase used by Go/jo in chapter 221 of the hit manga Jujutsu Kisen, the phrase is commonly used to cope with a week break taken by the author of the manga Gege Akutami. The phrase eventually brought the birth of the humanity extinction event, Lobotomy Kisen.

Doubter: "Would you lose?"
You: " Nah I'd win"

by Cait_b1 December 17, 2023

Nah I'd win.

Nah I'd win.

Yuji: So you'd lose?
Gojo: Nah I'd win.

by LAKA SAKA WAKA June 26, 2024

I'd do that all day

When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time

Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!

by TonyDanza123 March 7, 2022