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Ranch-Chaser

A good looking white trash whore who exclusively dates ranchers or the sons of ranchers who have returned from college, in hopes she will marry into money and land. Usually she is found in feed stores or boutiques or Facebook attempting to befriend ranch folks and get into their shit. She often nets a potential victim and pretends to help out at the family ranch. She is known by her dull intellect and lack of ranching knowledge which is often gained from watching Bonanza or Yellowstone. If she does marry a rancher she will divorce him and take the kids and half of his ranch.
Rancher 1: Hey Bob, my boy is goi g out with Tiffany McPhillyson.
Rancher 2: Becarefull Bob. She's a ranch-chaser. She dated old man William's boy and gave him herpes. He had to run her off after he found her in his bedroom looking through his papers.
Rancher 1: How bout that. A ranch-chaser. (Sips coffee)
by Cow dude February 17, 2022
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Back on the ranch!

A phrase used when a person says something stupid or out of place.
If you are talking about going to the club and someone says something like "my Playstation is hot" you would say "Back on the ranch"
by Eric O. Blake November 22, 2003
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dude ranch

Business or operation where everybody is incompetent.
"They got the order wrong and customer service has left me on hold for twenty minutes. This company is a dude ranch."
by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004
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jolly ranching

To wake up very early to take a five alarm shit.
Anthony went jolly ranching before going to make oatmeal cookies at work.
by 86highfives October 20, 2015
mugGet the jolly ranchingmug.

ranch on the side

The term used when you pull out o the anus and fire your load on your partner's arse
by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015
mugGet the ranch on the sidemug.

King Ranch, Texas

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Hidden Vaggie Ranch

The little globs of cum that get on your dick when the chick you're fucking is basically a community cum dumpster.
Damn baby you're supposed to be my girlfriend so what's the deal with all this hidden vaggie ranch?
by Ranchgirls December 7, 2020
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