F-mas

When you spend your Christmas in facebook instead of with your family.

John: Hey Freddy, what are you going to do for Christmas?
Freddy: Oh, well, I'm going to go with my family to eat and sing some carols, how about you?
John: Well, I'm going to look at pictures of people I don't know in facebook.
Freddy: Okay, well have a merry f-mas!!!

by chesthair December 26, 2010

yore ma

Your mother

I had yore ma last night!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

sandwich ma

a homogenous white neighborhood located on cape cod. Where white kids wear pants shorts and shirts with pictures of pink whales, horses and blue anchors all while they trot around in boat shoes.

Sandwich ma is best exemplified by the Tea Partay Representatives. "Straight outta Cape Cod we Keepin'it real..."

by Charles Winklevoss IV March 15, 2011

mas puto

something extremely gay...usually yelled out at random people who look or do something gay.....abreviations include mas put! and MP

person #1:haha look at that MP over there!
person #2: Mas Put (Mas Puto)!

by that_1_krayzie_chick July 5, 2009

Winchester, MA

A town north of boston that is filled with kids who like to get drunk at a house, or in the woods wether it be the firespot, rock, golf course, whipple, etc until the cops come and half ass chase us. The pot heads in this town also happen to be the smartest of all kids unlike those commercials that say weed makes you dumb.

Its friday night lets go to Y***** S*** get some nati ice and party in Winchester, Ma

by wincher September 19, 2008

xxx-mas

a hookers christmas

by 666 July 13, 2003

Pembroke MA

-probably the whitest town in the lower 48 states and home to the worst public schools known to modern America.
-run by a ruthless gang called the KTA (mostly consisting of 8th grade males)
-nicknamed "The Broke"
-the drug capital of the South Shore
-organized by old conservative white folks who need to retire

"hey, i was in Pembroke MA today, it was awful"

"i went through the broke today and saw no black folks."

by k9th658 April 9, 2013