Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

grit mong

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass

"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"

by niggafive August 30, 2025

mong

Your local Joe who thinks they can play snooker. They are usually ginger and annoying

Somehow the mong was able to make a 50 break!

by Joe Blogsy January 28, 2023

Mong

A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.

Oi rory mums your being a mong

by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023

Mong

Pretty much a retard

The British Prime Minister Is A Mong

by Henry Glasglob May 26, 2019

Mong

A person that, how of the time, doesn't know what he/she is doing. It can also be related to spastic and retard.

No, I don't care about your split vision theory you massive mong.

by urbantranslator2 June 3, 2018