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Boner

“My dock is hard I think I have a boner”
by Bonr January 20, 2023
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snuffleupagus boner

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner
by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017
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Boner clone

A random dick either found online or sent by a stranger they appears strikingly similar to a penis that one knows well. A twin dick, or a “dong doppelgänger”.
One day my husband and I were looking at internet porn, and we stumbled across his boner clone. The competition was stiff, and as hard as it was we finally came to the conclusion that two was even better than one. It was a very happy ending.
by Bitchwithabigbrain June 17, 2020
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silent boner

The feeling one gets when you feel a boner coming on in a crowded area, and become extremely shy and unable to speak.
We were at the party and things were going well, but when the girls came over, we got silent boner.
by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016
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Trapped Nerve Boner

A condition in the family of 'lookup' "Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)"

mainly applies to those who suffer from body aches, pains, knotts and trapped nerves

When a trapped nerve is releived a sudden blood rush leading to an erection
Person1: I have a pain in my shoulder
Person2: stretch it off and let's go for a walk
Person1: oh crap, can't go right now
Person2: why not?
Person1: ABS, I just released a trapped nerve boner
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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Fabric Boner

The part of your pants that always bunches to give the impression that you have a colossal hard on even when you don't.
John: Mark, you've got the fattest boner right now.
Mark: Nah bro, its just a fabric boner - hopefully Stacey didn't see.
by Mr Goliath Balls April 12, 2022
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boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.
Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.
by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016
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