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I can't believe it's not butter!

A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
by potatoninja August 27, 2015
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peanut butter heart attack

That strange, uncomfortable pressure you get in the back of your throat/chest after eating too much peanut butter.
"Dude I just ate 3 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I think I'm having a peanut butter heart attack!"

"Damn bro you need to chill out with the peanut butter."
by optimus primed May 3, 2012
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When you yourself are stuck between two people that want you (be it sexually, emotionally, for a relationship, or simply due to territorial instinct), and consequently hate each other.

Works for either two women jealous of the other for being around one guy, or vice versa.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by N331 May 28, 2008
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shizzle your grundel butter

to gizz, cum, spluge, or ejaculate.
After Ashley was done giving Vinny head, she asked "Will you please shizzle your grundel butter on my face!"
by Vinny from NYC April 13, 2008
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When you are stuck between two people that want you and consequently hate each other.
Dude: "Oh, man... is that Karen??"
Bro: "Woops... yea... she totally just saw me with Steph!"
Steph: "Who's Karen???"
Dude: "Wow... well, I hope you enjoy your peanut butter and jealousy sandwich."
by IanE May 30, 2008
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Peanut Butter Hot Dog

When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.
Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.

Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.
by Klaus the Omnienthusiast August 31, 2013
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Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy
by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011
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