A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 14, 2015
Get the Uncle Bobmug. a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995
he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida
he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch
he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida
he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch
he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented
by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020
Get the Bob Rossmug. Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018
Get the bob cratchitmug. Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
Get the Bobmug. A person who over protects themselves for physical contact.
Austin plays lacrosse with upper arm pads to protect his triceps, what a squidley bob.
He also plays with a wooden shaft.
He also plays with a wooden shaft.
by Mr. Jazzy Hands March 1, 2009
Get the squidley bobmug. A sexual position consisting of primarily two males. One partner is on their knees looking up and the other stands above them and drops their nuts into the other persons mouth.
by SoyChudBoi420 October 9, 2025
Get the Dih Bobbingmug. A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025
Get the Uncle Bobmug.