show your titties day

the 14th of each month is show your titties day, meaning that if asked, a woman must show her titties

"bro im so horny"
"its the 14th bro, its show your titties day"
"sick bro"

by howdyoj December 12, 2021

Titty malnourishment

1.Titty malnourishment, is when you have lack of titty seeing and eventually (from the inside) die of titty malnourishment

2. Titty malnourishment is when you die from lack of woman ba-donkers and his homies diagnosed him with titty malnourishment

Tony didn't get to see his girlfriends double D's and straight up died from titty malnourishment

by D3ADL0X November 1, 2022

Whiney Baby Titty Pig

Originally coined in Maine, this phrase made it's way into the boondocks of Idaho.
Meaning exactly what it implies, a narcissistic whiner who has got to suck on the titties..

Did you see how that dude flew off the handle?
Yeah, what a whiney baby titty pig..

by REBel Siren January 21, 2022

Tiger titties

ti· ger tit· ties / ˈtī-gər ˈti-tēs - large breasts with stretch marks “stripes”

“Damn, bro, her tits are huge!”
“Yep, she got dem tiger titties; look at those stripes”

by Booboisseur August 13, 2021

titty muncher

when ur too aggressive grabbing yo girls titty

yooo bro my girl on her period and her tits r huge, gonna titty muncher later

by happybirthdayemily February 16, 2020

titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016

tapping the tittie

Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.

When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?

When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!

by Gleek32 December 18, 2015