Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity

Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account

by None of your damn business August 12, 2023

Facebook

place on the internet where old conspiracists who like pictures of cats meet

I went on Facebook the other day and read that the two llamas from "MargaretYorkshire78" died because of their veganism.

by gabale September 13, 2022

Facebook

Anniversary

Happy Facebook anniversary

by Pepepepepe1325160 May 28, 2017

Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor

Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

Facebook

See "Security Hole."

Man 1: Hey someone hacked my Galaxy S9
Man 2:How?
Man 1: They got my Facebook password and used the app to reset my phone cuz it can access all my files

by IncorrectAssumptions December 18, 2018

Facebook

Garb

-yo you know facebook
-you mean garb?

by the epic bean muncher February 17, 2021

Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old

Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page

by w h y November 20, 2021