Kitty-pie

Combination between Kitty (translation of the cutest French nickname "Chaton") and Cutie-pie.
A kitty-pie is the cutest, loveliest, sweetest and purest person you will ever meet.

Whoeverthehellyouwant: You're my kitty-pie.
Kitty-pie: Awwwww *wraps the person in a tight and warm hug*

by kitty-pie January 09, 2019

Mississippi Meat Pie

5 dudes and 1 chick in a sexual relationship

Carl and the boys had a Mississippi meat pie with Candice after her shift

by Mike Cocknballs November 22, 2020

Crunchy Pie

A Hairy pussy

I ate her crunchy pie.

by CarlitosE May 28, 2018

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.

"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"

by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019

Whoopiee Pie

It is similar to a cream pie, but done in the rectal cavity.

Dude that girl was crazy, she was doing all sorts of stuff. After doing some anal, the night ended in a whoopiee pie.

by Baystata June 19, 2015

Jamaican apple-pie

Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.

Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.

There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.

by SyselMeow November 06, 2019

sparkeling meat pie

When a woman freshly paints her nails with glitter, and proceeds to finger fuck a naked man’s asshole, so when he takes a dump it comes out sparkling.

Bobby was so tired of his boring shits that he said hey ash, give me a sparkeling meat pie

by SquishyP December 31, 2021