hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards

Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

Fore Hair

The hair that grows directly from the center of a butt hole.

Hey babe, can you shave my fore hair? Yeah, that one, growing directly from my butt hole-Thanks!

by BAGintheWind November 26, 2025

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Pineapple Hairs

Pineapple Hairs is the crown of a Pineapple. This word was made by "Anix" a ROBLOX Youtuber. His video where this word was Featured is called "building bikini bottom in Bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS"

"You should probably cut off the Pineapple Hairs before you eat it." "Pineapple Hairs" is a word created by a ROBLOX YouTuber named "Anix" as a word to mean the crown of the pineapple.

by mirusanator June 16, 2020

Emo Hair

Emo hair is hair with the bangs swept across the forehead. It's a long, choppy, layered style that is sometimes spiky in the back. It's often multiple colors but not always. It's a pretty awesome look for people with the right face shape.

My friend has emo hair, I can barely ever see her eyes!

by Am I A Cyborg? November 28, 2019

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022