Pineapple hairs

The green "hairs" on the top of a pineapple
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Hey dude, did you see the pineapple hairs?
Yeah, they are so green!
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Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs, the somewhat stem of a pineapple is the green stuff on the top of a pineapple, as seen on Anix’s new video.
I don’t eat the pineapple hairs, what about you?
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pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs is a word for when you dont know what the name of the hairs on top of the pineapple (anix)
anix:whats the name of the hairs on the pineapple?
anix friend: CALL IT PINEAPPLE HAIR
anix:PiNeApPlE hAiR pineapple hairs l:)
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Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.
“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.
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carpet hair

a buzz cut that's shorter than 1 inch
Ed: Why did you say that Andy has carpet hair?

Kelly: His hair looks like a piece of thread-bare wall to wall carpeting that was cut out and glued to his head.
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fart hairs

the little straggling hairs around a girls butthole that she misses. Usually because they are too close to the butthole to get. These hairs are longer than normal.
Hitting my girl from behind, I spread her cheeks and saw the fart hairs around her anus.
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