Smith Sandwich

When u slap someone so hard it resembles that of which happened on March 27th at the Oscars. Very similar to a knuckle sandwich.

Chill bruh fore i give yo annoying self a smith sandwich.

by Smithsandwich March 29, 2022

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

sandwich goddess

One of the coolest bitches on discord and vrchat. Often seen sporting a Waluigi nose and mustache because she is just that cultured. Very friendly. Always ready to play games with her friends. Very supportive.

Wow that girl is great. She must be a real sandwich goddess.

by SandwichGoddess November 21, 2022

Sandwich Guy

A vapid man with little to offer in the way intellectuality or adventure. Figuratively speaking, the guy has but two thoughts: sex and sandwiches. Mainly exhibited in male-female relationships when the woman is talking about important topics or in social situations where sports, cars, sex, or food is not being discussed.

Woman: I really feel we need to communicate more.
Sandwich Guy: <I can still taste that ham cheese>
Woman: I feel like you don't listen me.
Sandwich Guy: <Listening = Sex>
Woman: Thank you for not interrupting me, I really need to get this off my chest.
Sandwich Guy: <She said chest haha. We're banging soon!>
Sandwich Guy: Time to undress!

by kahndor May 23, 2013

Bathroom Sandwich

When you walk into the restroom but you walk out with a peanut butter sandwich

"Bro i just took a fat shit and when I walked out i had these two bathroom sandwiches, bruh theyre so good."

by Jama-Himself January 30, 2020

banged me a turkey sandwich

When a vagina is penetrated repeatedly and with excessive force, whereas afterwards the vagina resembles lunch meat.

He really banged me a turkey sandwich last night!

by Kristenkooster October 25, 2017

astronaut icecream sandwich

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

i want astronaut icecream sandwich

by imakeweirddefinitions February 23, 2023