color blind (specifically red green)
ryan starts slowing down the car
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
passenger: “ryan the light is green”
ryan: “i know i was just slowing down because i took that curve too quickly”
ryan didn’t know the light was green.
by georgeharrison’swife February 28, 2022
Get the ryanmug. The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.
by TheFleeceMan April 17, 2025
Get the Paul Ryan Effectmug. by when the sus June 6, 2022
Get the Ryan susmug. by Oh no look at that June 22, 2021
Get the Ryanmug. Ryan is a quiet and shy at first guy, but once you start spending time with him, he slowly opens up. and once he does, he is the most amazing most attractive guy you meet. He really does sweep you off of your feet! Ryan is super caring, cute, trustworthy, funny and honest. And its true, he has a very attractive voice. If you know a Ryan, you are EXTREMELY lucky to have him in your life. He is everything a girl could ever want, he is perfect!
by Moppppp April 5, 2020
Get the Ryanmug. 
ryan and allyssa: "eww i wouldnt date a 16 year old" "shes 14 itd be weird af"
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
also allyssa: "happniess has 9 letters but mine has 4"
also ryan: *heart emojis liked by allyssa*
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut September 27, 2022
Get the ryan and allyssamug.