derping potatoes

A youtube channel created in 2014 by tati and ann.
they make videos about 5sos, 1d, other celebs and basically their lives.

'Hey are you a potato? I love derping potatoes too!

by ladiedadiedaah March 19, 2016

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife April 18, 2016

The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory

"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real

by God_potato January 25, 2016

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

smashing potatoes

Fisting

Smashing potatoes? Thats my kink.

by 1012asdfghjkl May 13, 2016

Baked Potato

da best food ever.

Friend A: Whats for dinner.

Friend B: Yeah, (Friend C), whats for dinner.

Friend C: BAKED POTATOES!!!

ALL FRIENDS: ;oadgohasiodkghoai;dhgoad ;-; ilysm all hail the mighty potato.

Friend C: especially the BAKED potato.

by HERP-DERP-KERP-DERP-SMHMERP June 4, 2016