Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.
Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.
by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011
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Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown October 30, 2015
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Crack Limo

In London it is used to identify Lime Bikes, as these are the preferred mode of transportation of crack dealers.
Look at that shirtless guy riding a crack limo
by Crack Limo May 17, 2025
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naruto on crack

A popular series of funny or vine videos of so called "naruto on crack"
Radom ass person: yo have you seen naruto on crack other person:wtf is naruto on crack
by Idkwtfyw May 15, 2020
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Butt crack

The line between your booty cheeks
by February 08, 2023
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Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole
Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"
by eoz91 November 13, 2016
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