Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

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volcano nuts

nuts what are very hot

he has volcano nuts when he on the garbage truck in the summer.

by Nehemiah yu'siah bell November 2, 2019

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Ghost Nut

When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.

I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.

by Eggstra Stinky January 9, 2021

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No Nut November

A month that proves your manliness. A month that all men are all too familiar with. 30 days, 0 nut. Causes some men pain, but everyone’s too scared to loose, cause if you loose, you’re a pussy

For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November

A: “I think I wanna quit No Nut November. I can’t take it anymore”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”

by Your math teacher November 15, 2022

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