milking the tree

Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree

“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”

by Beaniebeanbeanbeab October 1, 2020

milk maid

A lovely fair-complexioned rosy-cheeked country-girl who milks cows on a dairy farm, and whom all da lustful guys in da coimmunity want to "milk".

I helped da milk maid to collect da morning's cow-juice in exchange for her being a "cow" to me afterwards --- i.e., letting me "milk her" while she was straddling da milking-stool.

by QuacksO October 22, 2023

Milk Fic

The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.

"I just realized it's been 12 years since the milk fic came out."

"WHY would you remind me of that?"

by aariana November 26, 2023

Spicy Milk

Using the breast milk of a sexy Latina woman as a libation.

Yo my girlfriend Sophia gave me some of her spicy milk!!!

by Zkdjdidjdidjdndjd November 7, 2021

Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

by JasperBaby May 7, 2020

Milk

A particularly bad piece of advice. Often said to be spoiled. Similar to spill the tea

That's a load of spoiled milk.

by Waddletastic February 6, 2019

Milk

Something my dad hasn't brought back yet

You use milk with your cereal damn i use water

by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022