Jesus Mojica

Fiend ass mothafucka that likes to fuck bitches named MANMEET. he is a gay ass mothafucka and likes getting butt fucked.
by MANMEERRR December 13, 2023
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jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.
Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.
by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021
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Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
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Leon & Jesus

Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.

He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.

He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.

All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
"Wow! Have you seen Leon & Jesus? They make such an amazing couple!" -Leon's family member
by LebanonJames December 20, 2023
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Street jesus

Street jesus is a fat fucking nigger whos dad stinks of shit
person 1:Ah theres street jesus
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
by Beastnigga12 November 13, 2022
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Jesus Water Streak

The act of moving over the surface of a body of water naked.
Jen: Matt took me on the most fun date yesterday!
Jennifer: What did you guys to?
Jen: We Jesus Water Streaked down the river!
Jennifer: You did what?
Jen: We rode jet skis naked!
by MikeRoch April 13, 2017
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Jacob Jesus

Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.

He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
by May 08, 2021
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