Duck butter

Any type of mortuary grade moisturizer. Usually white or flesh colored. Used to prevent dehydration of a corpses skin.

After embalming a body, make sure to slather copious amounts of duck butter to the face and hands to prevent tanning or discoloration.

by Mr Mortician April 7, 2023

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

Duck Butter

The concouction of semen and shit that runs out of an asshole after you cum in it

After I railed her asshole I ate the duck butter with a smile

by Drewser March 17, 2009

what the duck

A usual replacement for what the fuck. Autocorrect also does this.

person1: heaaahshzvhcdkajslaksaskajdsjadkajdladjkasdja

person2: what the duck is happening with you

by somewindow July 9, 2024

the king of duck

The king of duck is the one who play in the Metropolitan Police, he have the full authorities overs duck, if don't respect him, you will be banned, he is also a Criminal Investigation Member, if you bother him he will fuck your arse up.

I want to bother the king of duck, I by then get fucked up.
I want to pray duck, then you may pray that is fine if you hail him.

by king of duck March 2, 2017

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021